Balloon boy barry

As I travelled with a slight caterpillar on my tongue for company I came across a very unusual looking boy...Barry.
He stood all by himself, I asked ' where are your parents little boy' He retorted in the most unfriendly fashion 'Im not a boy lady now be on your way'
I most certainly will not young man I responded, and he began to pull his arms and legs off in the weirdest fashion I have ever witnessed.
I wanted to burst his balloon there and then but refrained and travelled on my way for I didnt want barry as a companion. He looked slowly in the opposite direction as if our interaction had never happened...on to the next place quickly I felt.

Siamese conundrum

Siamese conundrum

We travelled along, far and wide to see new places, feels new sheets between our teeths. We stumbled upon a conundrum, two sisters so sweetly stuck together they wanted to cut each off the other.
So loudly they talked and fought and so distracted I got we never noticed diamond bee leave until it was too late and i could not slip by their watchful meaty eyes.
We drank rum and danced around a sparky fire made of tinned fruit, that was a treat indeed...At the craic of dawn I took the caravan and slid off down the road to the next place.....